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Beware! Saddam fled to Western Colorado

Terry Fattor

Dear Editor,

Bulletin! Saddam Hussein did not die in a U.S. air strike. He is believed to have left Iraq not for Syria, but for a mountainous area in Western Colorado. He is being protected by his Elite Human Shields.

Please notify authorities if any young children, capable of carrying AK-47s, are missing. Be advised that electric light bulbs may occasionally dim if he is near. Finally, he might pose as a chemistry or biology teacher. Use caution! His protectors are few, but loyal!

On a positive note, the United Nations believe they can contain him there with the brave leadership of the French.

Terry Fattor

Glenwood Springs

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