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Letter: Elmer Gantry of snake oil

There is one position of president that Donald Trump is immensely qualified to fill. That would be the president of the United States Association of Snake Oil Salesman. After all, he is by far their top salesman of the year. His huge sales totals have shattered all previous records. His dedication and unwavering belief in his product make it irresistible to true believer and easy mark alike.

Not only should he be elected president of the USASOS for his unprecedented achievements, but also given the honor of being the first Inductee in the organization’s Hall of Fame. He has set a benchmark for excellence that is unlikely to ever be bested. Make America great again. One bottle of snake oil at a time.

JM Jesse

Glenwood Springs


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